Nothing to do with cars, but y'all have to see this.....

[larchmont]

Agent Chen/2004_Acura_TSX found this on eBay and put a link on Off Topic (better look fast, because the auction's over and they might take it off soon):

http://www.tsxclub.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1702

It has over 8 million views on eBay. I figure it's worth a few hundred here.

[larchmont]

.....well actually I see it does have to do with cars:

......Holy Moly!
The hit counter is starting to look like the odometer in my truck! Not the new shiny black full-size 4-wheel-drive American pick-up that I had to part with, but the somewhat older, multicolored, lumpy, tiny, 2-wheel-drive foreign pick-up that belches smoke. A little something about that vehicle, though: it’s absolutely amazing! When I get inside it to go to the store, I am all depressed. But when I arrive at the store, I’m so freaking loopy from inhaling the fumes, I forget why I went there in the first place. I’m saving buckets of money. Of course, I will probably have to spend it all on the tuberculosis I will acquire, but hey, you can’t have everything.