The PICK-UP artist

[shay654]

Okay ladies and GENTS! What are some of the cheesiest and corniest and impressive pick-up lines you have ever come across! Whether you were the giving or receiving end of it....lets hear them! :)

[shay654]

I guess I'll start...hehe

This happened a few years back, but still vivid in my memory because of the level of CHEESE that was put into it! :grinno:

I had an IN-TER-ES-TING take on men's behavior when trying to pick up on a girl when I experienced this. I just have to mention how PATHETIC and HILARIOUS this case was. I have never seen or experienced anything like this before--definitely a FIRST! It just boggles the mind how far guys go to get a girl's attention or show you they are interested in you! My oh my! Guys these days! *shakes head* hahaha :p

I remember I was at my bank to withdraw some $$$ through the ATM when all of a sudden, I turned around to walk to my car and this guy who was parked next to me was looking at me, and the next thing you know.....he did something that made me bite my lip sooo hard, just so I wouldn't explode with laughter! He did the unthinkable....he FLEXED his arm at me!!! :eek: Can someone believe that?!?!HAHAHAHA OMG, I have never seen that before (as a pick up line/gesture)! How funny is that shiiieeet!?!?! Homey straight flexed for me like I was going to swoon over his bulging biceps! :rolling_e I was waiting for him to say something retarded after, but he just kept staring at me for some approval or something! I was just like, WOW! Is this a joke?!?!? I just got in my car and just drove off! hahahahaha :p

Too bad...he was cute too! :( hahaha

[bluexcrush]

if you were a booger i'd pick u first.

[Benz]

I was JUST talking about this w/ a friend the other day...AHahhaa...omg, there's too many and too funny to remember!

[MemphisRheins]

Shay! I thought you said you'd never tell anyone about that!

lol... Came across these the other day:

Pickup Lines
Used by Mario.

BY CHRISTOPHER DOODY

- - - -

"Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away."

"If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day."

"Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow."

"Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up."

"I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day."

"If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago."

"If I had the choice, I would gladly spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life."

"You don't have to turn on a game to play with me."

"They don't call me Super for nothing."

[slammed06tsx]

I could go on and on...We played this game when we were drunk a few weeks back...

If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together!!

Are you Jamaican cause Jamacian me crazy!

Do you have the time?..(girl)-5:58pm --Thanks, April 06 5:58p,. Just wanted to remember the exact moment i met you!


So how do you like your eggs?..Just so i know for tommorrow morning!

Excuse me, I was about to go home and pleasure myself, would you mind if i fantasized about you?

Im not really this tall, im sitting on my wallet!

[LannyMCS]

Hi beautiful, my name is Lance.

You'll need to remember that because you'll be screaming it later tonight......

[gerardo]

if you were a booger i'd pick u first.


nooo thats the best one!!!

damn you beat me to it -.-

[SmokingTSX]

"Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?"
or
"Something tell me that you are sweet. Can I have a sample?"


I have not tried them yet. I well let you know the results next week

[HONDATSX]

" is that a mirror in your pocket?, because i can see myself in your pants..." will ferrell Night at the Roxbury.

[Peregrine]

Hi, excuse me, do you know any good pick up lines? You, know... something that works for you? I had some good ones, but the moment I saw you... wait a second... who am I?

[shay654]

Hi beautiful, my name is Lance.

You'll need to remember that because you'll be screaming it later tonight......

hahahahahaha I hope you haven't busted that out in real life! :p

[shay654]

"Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?"
or
"Something tell me that you are sweet. Can I have a sample?"


I have not tried them yet. I well let you know the results next week

I'd like a full report! :thumbsup: :p

[shay654]

Since this is a car forum, I might as well mention this one incident that happened a while back! Waaaaay back in the day that I thought was pretty CRAZY and PATHETIC! hahaahahaha :p

I remember back in the "racer/import days" me and my girls were on the Bay Bridge after a car show and some guys packed in this integra, started harassing us on the bridge. Well, my friend that was driving tried to lose them. So she busted a "fake out" When she saw the opportunity to EXIT, she figured she would lose them in that way by PRETENDING to exit, but actually pulling out of that exit in the nick of time.

Well, obviously these guys were pretty relentless and they actually did try to follow us to that exit and when my friend did the "fake out", the guys in that car almost hit the divider and wall! Talk about CRAZY! I swear, guys risk their lives for the stupidest reasons!

[narci]

Since this is a car forum, I might as well mention this one incident that happened a while back! Waaaaay back in the day that I thought was pretty CRAZY and PATHETIC! hahaahahaha :p

I remember back in the "racer/import days" me and my girls were on the Bay Bridge after a car show and some guys packed in this integra, started harassing us on the bridge. Well, my friend that was driving tried to lose them. So she busted a "fake out" When she saw the opportunity to EXIT, she figured she would lose them in that way by PRETENDING to exit, but actually pulling out of that exit in the nick of time.

Well, obviously these guys were pretty relentless and they actually did try to follow us to that exit and when my friend did the "fake out", the guys in that car almost hit the divider and wall! Talk about CRAZY! I swear, guys risk their lives for the stupidest reasons!

The guys were thinking witht he wrong head. :D

[shay654]

The guys were thinking witht he wrong head. :D

Like most men! :rolleyes: :p

[MemphisRheins]

Well god gave men a penis and a brain... and only enough blood to run one at a time

[BlueTSX05]

Omg, Lmfao

[SmokingTSX]

.... I swear, guys risk their lives for the stupidest reasons!

Correct me if I am wrong....
But I think in this case the reason was actually...
you :laugh:

[RaCeR4LiFe022]

Is that a keg in ur pocket? cuz im gonna tap that..
Wedding crashers one..: You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains.. i believe we only use 10 percent of our heart.
Did it hurt? she says "when"... then u say when u fell from heaven.
...
i have more i just cant think of them

[shay654]

Correct me if I am wrong....
But I think in this case the reason was actually...
you :laugh:

Are you calling me STUPID?! Besides, I said I was in the car with a bunch of my friends...who knows who they were trying to "holler" at. I'm sure you would do the same with a bunch of women in one nice sooped up car like my friend did! :p

[SmokingTSX]

Are you calling me STUPID?! Besides, I said I was in the car with a bunch of my friends...who knows who they were trying to "holler" at. I'm sure you would do the same with a bunch of women in one nice sooped up car like my friend did! :p

Noooooo I am not calling you stupid!! I am just pointing out that YOU did. Plus you ladies shouldn't be the stupidest reason to die for anyways. Stupidest reason should be like... like... heck.. should be playing with deadly animals, or get too fat and chock on your own fat around the neck.
And yeah I would probably do the same.....but I would hit the divider for sure

[GeneralCho]

This happened to me once. I was ordering some drinks with a friend and then all of a sudden this pretty cute girl just stood next to me and kinda gave me these obvious glances. It was kinda strange. I thought she was going to order a drink or something but she kinda just stood there. I waited for her to do something. She just stood there... didn't order a drink or say anything. I just kinda look @ her and asked if she wanted a drink. (In my mind I was thinking... I think she is trying to scam a drink off me) Bought her a drink and then we got to know each other better. ;) hahaha!!

[VorteC]

This happened to me once. I was ordering some drinks with a friend and then all of a sudden this pretty cute girl just stood next to me and kinda gave me these obvious glances. It was kinda strange. I thought she was going to order a drink or something but she kinda just stood there. I waited for her to do something. She just stood there... didn't order a drink or say anything. I just kinda look @ her and asked if she wanted a drink. (In my mind I was thinking... I think she is trying to scam a drink off me) Bought her a drink and then we got to know each other better. ;) hahaha!!
did you get her number at least? or did she only mooch a drink of off ya?

[GeneralCho]

Nope... i forgot to ask for her number at the end of the night. Felt her up and having her grind her ass against me. hehehe I guess it was still worth it. :thumbsup: Oh yeah, a couple of her guy friends that she came with tried to steal her away from me.

[humanshield]

nice shoes, wanna f*ck?

[shay654]

I admit! I busted a "line" before! hahahahaaha

It was years ago and there was this guy who kinda gave me the eye when I walked passed him to go outside with a friend and when I came back, he didn't have the balls to really come up to me. So, I gave him a little sign to let him know that I was diggin' him too! I'm not usually aggressive in these situations, but I thought he was soooo cute! hahahaha

This guy came up to me and asked if him and his cousin (the guy I thought was cute) can play pool with us on our table. So, we said yes and during that time is when I busted the infamous "LINE"...hahaha

And that was: "You look familiar".....hahahahahaha :laugh: I know I know! That's pretty lame, but it's not like I was completely lying! He kinda did! Only because every filipino guy at the time had a shaved head! hahahahaa So yeah, it worked and I got his number! Unfortunately, his cousin was interested in me too, so I kinda laid off that! I could never get in between family! hahahahaha So, we just remained friends! His cousin was such a blocker! hahahahahaha jk :p

But that was the ONLY time I ever busted out a line to a guy! Pretty funny and ballsy of me! When I crush on a guy, I get all shy and quiet! hahaha WEIRD!

[MemphisRheins]

When I crush on a guy, I get all shy and quiet! hahaha WEIRD!

You shy and quiet I dont believe it... :wiggle:

[CCColtsicehockey]

You shy and quiet I dont believe it... :wiggle:
I agree.

[shay654]

You shy and quiet I dont believe it... :wiggle:

I agree.

No, really I am! I know a few of my friends don't believe that either but come on now, I'm a gemini! I can either be really LOUD and OUTGOING or SHY and RESERVED! Some people take my shyness as something negative like I come off like a snob, but in actuality I was just being shy!

Case in point, I once had this cute patient come in. I was stumbling over myself while I was taking this guy's vitals. To a point where I almost slammed against the wall when I was leaving the room. Before that, I dropped his chart and my pen on the floor and the guy smiled and I felt so embarassed not to mention almost slamming against the wall when I was leaving! So yeah, there's a good example of me fumbling in front of a crush! I'm sure he knew I was crushin on him! hahaha :laugh:

Too bad that guy was healthy! I didn't see him much after that! :( hahahaha

[MemphisRheins]

Where exactly is the practice you work at again?

[shay654]

Where exactly is the practice you work at again?


:p

[shay654]

Aite gentlemen, let me help you guys out! There are certain ways you can approach a female without sounding cocky or too forward and you'll get a good response from the receiving end! I don't gaurantee that this will get you laid (haha), but it will prevent females from snubbing you or think of you as a perv/jerk/etc.

This actually happened years ago...again! So, take note! haha :p

There was this one guy, who out of nowhere, came up to me and gave me one of thee most genuine and sincere compliments! Then again, it could've been part of his "game", but regardless if he was sincere or not, he definitely didn't turn me off!

It's as simple as saying, "Hi, I'm not trying to bust a move on you, but I just wanted to tell you how beautiful your smile was." Then he proceeds to walk away. The fact that he walked away made me think, "okay, he's not asking for anything more..." and so I walked towards him and told him "Thank You". Bare in mind that this was a guy who wasn't really my type, but the fact that he was courteous and respectful in his approach, if I wanted....I would've talked to him even more! But since I was with friends, I didn't engage in an elaborate conversation! But the fact that I was actually willing to chit chat with him for a bit despite him not being my type was telling that this guy was cool!

So, the lesson is....be respectful and genuine when complimenting a female! Believe me, it's all in the APPROACH! Pulling a girls arm, grabbing their butt, or saying something asinine will NOT get you that second glance! hahahaa :laugh: I've seen it and experienced it and it's not pretty!

And if you can get the attention of someone who is not your type, then at least you can build a friendship on that! Can I get a WORD?! hahahahaha

Good luck guys! :thumbsup:

[IntegraGSR23]

So, the lesson is....be respectful and genuine when complimenting a female! Believe me, it's all in the APPROACH! Pulling a girls arm, grabbing their butt, or saying something asinine will NOT get you that second glance! hahahaa :laugh: I've seen it and experienced it and it's not pretty!




Ha Ha! You wouldn't want to be in the same club with me then. When I am completely twisted, I grab and start talking shit to the females. My buddies and I actually make a game out of it.

[shay654]

^^^ you wouldn't want to be in the same club with me either...I'd probably smack you upside your head! hahahahahahaha jk :p

Naw, I'm not usually the rude type! Like back when I would go with a bunch of my girls to a club, we would sometime have to hold eachother's hand and beeline through a swarm of guys just to walk across the club or dance floor! We had security and strength in numbers! hahahahaha

But there were times I would get so annoyed by my friends! They sometimes would be rude to guys who aren't even rude to begin with! They automatically treat them like how we would treat grubby guys and just walk away or tell them they're not interested which sucks sometimes because I love to dance! So, I get stuck dancing with my girlee friends which is okay, but at times I want to dance with a GUY! hahaha So, that annoys me when my girls get all snobby cause then guys think I'm the same way and they don't ask me to dance!

That's a result of guys taking the WRONG approach! You get pigeon-holed as a grubby guy even when you're not....the same way some girls can be pigeon-holed as a snob (like me) when they're really not!

So, as long as we all show MUTUAL respect towards the opposite sex, then it would be so much easier to deal with things like this instead of going back and forth with insults! Approach eachother accordingly and you'll have a BLAST in eachother's company! hehe :grinno:

[SmokingTSX]

Hey sexy, I give you 3 thumbs up~

ps. maybe i should copyright that

[JDM4life]

[QUOTE=shay654]
because I love to dance! So, I get stuck dancing with my girlee friends which is okay, but at times I want to dance with a GUY! hahaha So, that annoys me when my girls get all snobby cause then guys think I'm the same way and they don't ask me to dance!

[QUOTE]

shay i would love to dance wid you cuz i knoe i WILL break you off gurl.. . . :naughty: :naughty:

[Benz]

Hey Shay, the..."you look familiar" approach works fine for me!! haha...cuz..maybe they DO look familiar...i don't know...

I don't have pick up lines..i thought, girls didn't like random guys talking to them..

[shay654]

because I love to dance! So, I get stuck dancing with my girlee friends which is okay, but at times I want to dance with a GUY! hahaha So, that annoys me when my girls get all snobby cause then guys think I'm the same way and they don't ask me to dance!



shay i would love to dance wid you cuz i knoe i WILL break you off gurl.. . . :naughty: :naughty:


suuuuuuuuure :rolleyes: ....

[shay654]

Hey Shay, the..."you look familiar" approach works fine for me!! haha...cuz..maybe they DO look familiar...i don't know...

I don't have pick up lines..i thought, girls didn't like random guys talking to them..

Like I said, it's not necessarily considered a line since there is truth in that, but since I had intentions...it turned out to be a line! hahahaaha :laugh:

[shay654]

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: How do you want your eggs in the morning?
SHE: Unfertilized

:laugh:

[Carbon]

^^^ you wouldn't want to be in the same club with me either...I'd probably smack you upside your head! hahahahahahaha jk :p

Naw, I'm not usually the rude type! Like back when I would go with a bunch of my girls to a club, we would sometime have to hold eachother's hand and beeline through a swarm of guys just to walk across the club or dance floor! We had security and strength in numbers! hahahahaha

But there were times I would get so annoyed by my friends! They sometimes would be rude to guys who aren't even rude to begin with! They automatically treat them like how we would treat grubby guys and just walk away or tell them they're not interested which sucks sometimes because I love to dance! So, I get stuck dancing with my girlee friends which is okay, but at times I want to dance with a GUY! hahaha So, that annoys me when my girls get all snobby cause then guys think I'm the same way and they don't ask me to dance!

That's a result of guys taking the WRONG approach! You get pigeon-holed as a grubby guy even when you're not....the same way some girls can be pigeon-holed as a snob (like me) when they're really not!

So, as long as we all show MUTUAL respect towards the opposite sex, then it would be so much easier to deal with things like this instead of going back and forth with insults! Approach eachother accordingly and you'll have a BLAST in eachother's company! hehe :grinno:

I've used this. And it works! Because you leave the girl wondering "Well if he likes my smile why doesnt he want to talk?" So then thats when they follow you to find out why you didnt want to talk. ;)

[shay654]

I've used this. And it works! Because you leave the girl wondering "Well if he likes my smile why doesnt he want to talk?" So then thats when they follow you to find out why you didnt want to talk. ;)

Actually, it wasn't so much the fact that it left me wondering why he complimented me about my smile and didn't talk to me. I think it was more of the fact that he was HARMLESS! Since he didn't come off like he was trying to "holler" at me, it made it easier for me to approach him and possibly strike up a conversation because he didn't come of like he wanted to sleep with me right off the bat! haha I guess it was just that comfort level that got me to approach someone like that after the fact because there was no pressure of him trying to get at me and me trying to defend myself! haha

I just think it's an easier for guys and girls to strike up an initial conversation regardless if you're attracted to them or not because of one simple gesture...and that's the APPROACH! I like to meet new people and regardless of their intentions, I want them to conduct themselves in a good manner rather than treating me like a piece of meat from the beginning?! Who wants to be treated that way, right?

All in all...when it comes down to it...it's all about RESPECT! :thumbsup:

[TSX TH]

I like using:

"Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was only going to be me and you."

[shay654]

*does joey voice* "How U doin'?" :naughty:


hahahaha I love Joey! He cracks me up! I have yet to hear a guy say that and be SERIOUS when he does! That'd be sooooo HILARIOUS! :laugh:

[shay654]

So, I almost had a HEART ATTACK today!!!! :eek:

I was driving home from work on my usual route and I noticed this one guy on a really nice bike! The only reason why I even noticed because it was a nice looking bike...I think it was a Yamaha R7 :donno: Not sure, I'm not good with bikes! hehe

Anyhoo, he was a few lanes ahead of me for a while. And then while I was changing lanes ( I hate slow drivers on the freeway especially in the fast lane), I ended up next to the biker dude's lane trying to overcome the slow vehicles on the road. Once I passed him, he sped up next to me and just kept looking (see how nice a TSX is?). I was trying not to laugh because I just thought it was funny, and avoided looking over at him! That's usually my M.O. when a guy is trying to get my attention while I'm driving...I don't look over! hahaha That reminds me of another story....I'll tell it later...

So, I guess since I wasn't paying attention to his advances, he revved on his bike to get my attention and that was a BIG mistake! That caught me so off gaurd that the sound of him revving scared the sh*t outta me!!!!! :mad: It was so loud, I almost swerved! My heart just kept pumping and I was a bit pissed at the biker dude for doing that!

I got annoyed real quick! After all that staring, I finally looked over! I gave him the most evil look and yet he still managed to flip open his helmet and stare back at me while we were going 80mph on the freeway! And even though I got irritated by him almost giving me a heart attack and almost losing control of my car, I felt bad because I was scared that this idiot would crash for not looking at the road! I gestured for him to look ahead and I finally lost him through the weaving of lanes!

Lesson for all you bikers: NEVER ever revv your engine to get attention from a female while driving!!!!!! Not only will it scare the female sh*tless, but you can cause an accident! So, for the safety of others and yourselves, please do your pimpin' on a safe side walk or mall or club, or where ever there is no heavy machinery involved! hahahahahahaha :laugh: THANK YOU! :)

Sorry, I had to post...adrenaline is still pumping through my veins!

[Carbon]

^^^^ you shoudl have ran him over. JUST KIDDING!

[Kanon23]

maybe I need some of these skills :lol:

[JDM4life]

suuuuuuuuure :rolleyes: ....


muahahahhahah :jester: you better watch out cuz action speakz louder than werdz and plus you juss might get :bill: and maybe want somemore.. . .

[gerardo]

hmm, i gotta get a bike then.

[cybereclipse]

If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together!!

oooh i got a good comeback to this one:

If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put F and U together!!

woohoo!!

i wonder how i know this cuz im a guy....
:waitsforbenz'ssarcasticcomeback:

[GeneralCho]

Didn't know one of the best places to pick up girls is at the Haunted House at PNE. You just line up behind a bunch of girls and then when you are inside the haunted house.. girls get freaked out and start holding your hand and hugging on to you.

Met couple of girls and they actually ended up to be couple of local car models at Driven to Perform. hahaha!!

[shay654]

^^^^ you shoudl have ran him over. JUST KIDDING!

You know what's funny and EVIL?! I was actually so irritated that I wanted to just clip him on the side like a lil tap, but I knew that would knock him off the road! hahaha


muahahahhahah :jester: you better watch out cuz action speakz louder than werdz and plus you juss might get :bill: and maybe want somemore.. . .

uh huh.....suuuuuuuure :p


hmm, i gotta get a bike then.


I don't usually like bikes cause they're soooo dangerous, but I admit...it's definitely HOT when I do see one on the road! :nod:

[gerardo]

aye baby

Are you a parking ticket?


You got fine written all over you.

[shay654]

^^^^ hahaha that's a good one! I don't think I've heard that! :laugh:

[aznt]

I got one...

Are you a fan, because you blew me away.
Is your dad a terrorist? BECAUSE YOUR THE BOMB.
Your mom must be a baker... nice buns.

Stare the the girl... (girl feels weird and asks what are you looking at?)
reply: My future girlfriend.

This might be why I am still single =X

[shay654]

So, I was cleaning my windshield and windows this past weekend at my local gas station and some dude comes up and says, "wow, you do a nice job....can you do my windows ?" I look at him and his very nice and clean Lexus and just gave him a half raised eyebrow! I smile and keep cleaning my windows!

[gerardo]

^^^ who doesn't love a girl who can work a squeegee

[shay654]

^^^ who doesn't love a girl who can work a squeegee


I think he was asking more than being able to work a squeegee....hahahahaha :p

[gerardo]

haha what guy wouldn't, and aside from that i think its a great turn on, most girls don't give a s**t about maintaining their cars clean.

[shay654]

That's usually my M.O. when a guy is trying to get my attention while I'm driving...I don't look over! hahaha That reminds me of another story....I'll tell it later...

Okay, this is probably the second time I've quoted myself...but, here's that story that I had mentioned in a previous post...hehe :grinno:



There was this one time I was driving home at night and I was at a stop light. You know when you get that feeling that the car next to you is trying to get your attention? Well, I had that feeling plus add about 2-3 guys in that car! haha So, you can tell I was even MORE annoyed than usual! haha

I don't know, it's not that I'm trying to be a snob, but more like not trying to give attention to any retarded "hit-ons" therefore I avoid them! hehe :grinno: Not saying that I get hit on everytime, but there have been times where guys have just been relentless and annoying!

Well, once the light turned green....I sped up and the car did the same and was driving the same speed as I was! I was on a residential street so I couldn't really smoke them! (haha :p )

They were driving next to me for a few blocks and then I FINALLY looked over and I see some guys hanging out the window and trying to get my attention and when I looked over more closely, the driver of the car was actually my COUSIN! hahahahahahahahahaa :laugh: No, not like that brother and sister type incest thing like in that one thread! NO! But my cousin was actually trying to get my attention because we were on the same street and he just wanted to say wassup since he doesn't live around my area!

So.....talk about feeling really stupid! :loser: There I was thinking some guys were trying to "holla" (I don't usually use that word :p ) and turns out it was my cousin and his friends! hahahahahahaha :tardsmash

[shay654]

haha what guy wouldn't, and aside from that i think its a great turn on, most girls don't give a s**t about maintaining their cars clean.


Really? I thought most girls would maintain their cars! I'm no neat freak, but I keep my car clean at all times!

I think once I learn how to do my oil change, you can definitely give me props then! :p

[GeneralCho]

hahaha!!! Reminds me of this funny story. Nothing to do with pick ups though.

I stopped at this interaction at a redlight. And then this Acura RSX stopped beside me on the other lane with loud music playing and revving their engine. Kinda glance over and saw 2 guys in there and they looked kinda drunk. Wanted to just smoke them when the light turns green. It was in the middle of the night with no cars around. I see the light about to turn YELLOW. Two hands on the steering wheel. Let go of the clutch near the engagement point and other foot on the accelerator. Ready to rocket lauch and out-accelerate them and laugh at their asses. And all of a sudden I hear one of the guys yelling. I turned around and looked.

It was just my stupid friend Jason. He was just drunk and driving his friend's car because his friend was wasted. There was no street race and plus street racing is bad.

[shay654]

hahaha!!! Reminds me of this funny story. Nothing to do with pick ups though.


Yeah RIGHT! :p

[GeneralCho]

Rev... was right. You are a meanie. hahaha!! :p

[shay654]

Rev... was right. You are a meanie. hahaha!! :p

Okay, I'll be nice from now on! :angel:

[shay654]

So, I took my mom out to dinner for her bday today and when I was driving her home, we stopped at a light! Then, this cute guy ends up crossing the street probably heading to my gym since it was across the street (made me wish I was going to the gym today :( ) and he looked over at us and my mom said, "wow, he's pogi (cute/handsome in tagalog)"....and I was surprised that my mom actually thought that because so did I! hahahahaa I guess my mom had good taste in men after all! hahahaha

But yeah, it was weird checking out guys together! Makes me feel like a cougar! hahahahaaha :p

[shay654]

So, I went to a seminar after work and I was paired up with this one guy. We realized how much we had in common, I jokingly told him that he was my long lost TWIN! haha Well, not necessarily my twin twin (he's african american), but we had so much in common I considered him my twin (he also had a wedding band).

So, we were talking about business and bit of other things like music, traveling and what not and he was trippin' off my iPod purse and I ended up showing him my nano and how I have my friend's actual painting as a gelskin and blah blah blah blah....and out of nowhere he says, "too bad I didn't meet you ten years ago"....And when I get in a weird and uncomfortable position where it's obvious a guy is hitting on me, I joke about it so it doesn't seem serious...to me anyway! hehe

Well, while I was waiting for something, he passed by me and he said, "you need to give me your friend's phone number (regarding her paintings) and yours too"...and I was like "okay". So, when he came back, I told him that I didn't have her number (I lied, I don't feel comfortable giving people their # w/o their consent) so I gave him just her online site to check out more of her work. Luckily, he wasn't persistent in asking for my number, but he knew better that's why he probably didn't remind me to jot my number down.

I just thought it was weird for a married man to be asking for someone's number which scares me even more about getting married! I mean, you can click with someone in a harmless way and BAM....one person will take it too far! :rotz: Soooo not cool! :nono:

[kuma912]

i'll share the worst pick up line thats been used on me.....

girl tells me.... how about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.....

[tsx 2 nv]

^that's freaky!!!

did she have an adam's apple?? LOL!

[kuma912]

^that's freaky!!!

did she have an adam's apple?? LOL!
no... she was pretty cute.... i just told her to think about what she said for a minute..... her laugh was so funny...needless to say... she got my attention....

[shay654]

^that's freaky!!!

did she have an adam's apple?? LOL!



pwhhahahahhaa...that's exactly what I was thinking when he said that! But I didn't want to add one more thing to ruin his ego...I called him a P*SSY for being what he eats! hahahahaha


I'm sure he knows I'm joking though :nervous: :laugh:

[kuma912]

pwhhahahahhaa...that's exactly what I was thinking when he said that! But I didn't want to add one more thing to ruin his ego...I called him a P*SSY for being what he eats! hahahahaha


I'm sure he knows I'm joking though :nervous: :laugh:
you will never ruin my ego..... :nono:

[shay654]

you will never ruin my ego..... :nono:


Good job! :thumbsup: Any guy who can deal with my jokes is a MAN! Because believe me, I can make a grown man cry! hahahaha I'm such a bully! :p

[shay654]

One more thing.....but I CAN threaten your manhood! :nod: :grinno:

[kuma912]

One more thing.....but I CAN threaten your manhood! :nod: :grinno:
oh... so you bite ha..... i like that....

[shay654]

oh... so you bite ha..... i like that....

Mayn, you must be the first to like getting bitten! OUCH!

[kuma912]

Mayn, you must be the first to like getting bitten! OUCH!
hey... nothing wrong with s&m action.... you can bring out the whip and chains if you want....

[shay654]

^^^^ I was thinking more in terms of biting the hotdog! OUCH!

[kuma912]

^^^^ I was thinking more in terms of biting the hotdog! OUCH!
still can go.... the more you bite.... the harder it gets

[shay654]

^^^^ whaaat?! Guys get all traumatized when a woman scathes the beast! You're trippin! haha

[kuma912]

^^^^ whaaat?! Guys get all traumatized when a woman scathes the beast! You're trippin! haha
i fear no woman..... unless you got a knife and gonna cut it off.... then i run like the wind....

[Carbon]

Bwhahaha kuma and shay you guys crack me up.

[shay654]

Bwhahaha kuma and shay you guys crack me up.


Kuma's a savage! I'm scurrrred of him! :wall:

[DanTsx]

This is my personal favorite,

"Hey, Do you have any raisins? How about a Date?"

[shay654]

^^^^ wtf?! hahahaha No I don't! haha I'm not really fond of them! :grinno:

[shay654]

Okay, you edited your comment....NM! :p

[shay654]

So, I was out with my friends on Friday and this one car pulls up and the guy sticks out his head and asks for direction to some other club. I had no idea where it was so my friends were trying to help them and in the meantime, I was looking at the rims of the car and there was a huge "B" in the middle and I asked the driver, "is this a Bentley?" and he says "no, it's a 300"...and I was skeptical so I went to the front of the car and there was the SIGN! And I was like wow! haha I never been upclose and personal with a Bentley before so I asked if I could check out the interior! The guy in the passenger seat asks me if I wanted to sit inside and I was like "H*LL YEAH!" haha And mayn, all I gotta say is...I want a BENTLEY now! hahaha And while I was sitting there checking out the navi and all the little buttons, the drivers pretends to speed away with ME still in the car! haha I was like...ummmm...but he pressed the brakes and I got out! haha I know they were joking, but that was a bit scary! Luckily there were other chicks in the car! hahaha

So, I don't know if that qualified as a pick-up line...but I sure did like sitting inside that Bentley! hahahaha :laugh:

[shay654]

Well, since we're talking about that night...I guess in a way I was doing a little pick-up that night! haha Naw, not really....but I did see my old ex crush (the guy I was crushin' on for almost a year!)! He was walking towards my direction while I was dancing with my girls and I stopped him dead in his tracks and stretched out my arms for a hug....now, the pimp move I did was let go and gave him a second hug that lasted longer! ;) hhahahahahahaha He asked me how I was doing and I responded real quick and turned into chicken george and got intimidated! haha It looked like he wanted to talk more and I just got shy! haha I busted a BOLD move and I wussied out in the end! I'm so LAME! haha I guess my crush may have been rekindled! :naughty: He was lookin' soooo good that night! *whew*

It's so funny how I fall all over the place and get all shy when I'm around my crush! So weird!

[kuma912]

Now we know what makes shay panties drop.

[kuma912]

I'll share my best pick up line. Go against the grain.

[kuma912]

Also don't forget confidence.

[kuma912]

Shay. The do I know you line always worked for me.

[kuma912]

Here are few that had worked out great for me.

[kuma912]

Pick up line i used on a girl working at McDonalds.

So i saw this cute girl working at McD's. She was refilling the napkins where you fill up the drinks. So I walk up to her. I asked her for her name. She tells me her name. Then I ask her if she wanted my number. She asks me why she would want my number. I tell her that its easier that i just give her my number. So that if she wants to talk she can just call me anytime. She then asks why I didn't jusk ask for her number. I told her that I'll only ask if she's willing to give me her number. She nodded. So I asked for her number. She wrote it down on a napkin and gave it to me. She told me to call her that night. I did and she became my girlfriend. FYI she was gf #2.

[kuma912]

Pick up line used on a girl working at forever 21 *this works only if you have a friend*

So I accompanied my friend shopping. We went to a lot of stores and the gentleman I am. I carried her shopping bags. So we went into Forever 21. She tried on a bunch of clothes and I had to critique them. I told her which looked sexy and which did not. So when she was done trying out the clothes. We went to the cashier. The cashier then talked to my friend. She told my friend that she had a nice boyfriend that goes shopping with her. She goes on how guys just usually wait outside. Then my friend tells her that I'm not her bf and that I'm her friend. She goes on to tell her that I'm single. Now I'm out of dialogue range during their whole convo. So then my friend calls me over. I ask her whats up. She then tells me that the cashier thinks I'm her bf. I started laughing. The cashier then asks whats so funny. I then tell her that my friend is just like a sister to me. She then asks if I had a gf. I told her no I don't. She asks why. I go on to say that I just haven't found "the one" yet. Our Q and A convo goes on for about five minutes. My friend was ready to hit up another store. So I tell the cashier that I have to go. As I leave she tells me to wait. She rips off a cashiers tape and writes her number.

[GeneralCho]

Best pick-up line is, NO CHEESY PICK-UP LINE.

[GeneralCho]

Just be yourself

[kuma912]

Valentines day pick up.

Buy lots of cards. Write in each card. I gave you this card because I think you're pretty. Call me if you're interested. Put your number on the card and give it to random girls.

[shay654]

Damon's email reminded me of this incident at a bar which was pretty bizarre! :nod:

It was a few years back and I went to a bar to see a friend spin and I was sitting at the bar chillin', drinking and listening to the music waiting for my friend to finish his set and some dude comes up to me and started talking to me. All the while he had some chick next to him and I thought she was a friend or something because the whole time he was talking to me she was just there saying nothing! And THEN, he FINALLY introduces me to her as his GIRLFRIEND! And I was pretty shocked not only because he had the balls to try to "holla" at me in front of her, but having her ALLOW it!

So, once he introduced us I was in complete shock and kind of stopped talking to him and just gave him a smile and just looked on and finished my drink! And while he was leaving he had the nerve to run his grubby finger down my bare back and looks at me all googley while him and his gf walk away! *shudders* I was like WTF?! hahaha

Either they were into the group thang or what, but I am not about to be one of their vicitims! haha I mean I could understand the whole thing and what just happened, but he didn't proposition anything so that's what makes it even more weird!

I swear, the WEIRDEST things happen to me! :rotz:

[IntegraGSR23]

I swear, the WEIRDEST things happen to me! :rotz:

Weird attracts weird

Law of attraction y0!

[shay654]

^^^ then that makes YOU weird! hahahaha jk :p

What is law of attraction anyway?!

[IntegraGSR23]

^^^ then that makes YOU weird! hahahaha jk :p

What is law of attraction anyway?!

Duh! You haven't figured that out by now???

http://www.law-of-attraction-info.com/

[shay654]

hahaha Naw, I had a feeling! I just had to make sure! :p

"The phrase Law of Attraction, although used widely by esoteric writers, does not have an agreed-upon definition. However, the general consensus among New Thought thinkers is that the Law of Attraction takes the principal "Like Attracts Like" and applies it to conscious desire. That is, a person's thoughts (conscious and unconscious), emotions, and beliefs cause a change in the physical world that attracts positive or negative experiences that correspond to the aforementioned thoughts, with or without the person taking action to attain such experiences. This process has been described as "harmonious vibrations of the law of attraction"[1], or "you get what you think about; your thoughts determine your experience".---wikipedia

[shay654]

Well if that's the case.....since I'm a dork, why do I attract more a$$holes than dorks?! :grinno:

*waiting for snide remark*

[IntegraGSR23]

You now have confirmation!! :)

[IntegraGSR23]

Well if that's the case.....since I'm a dork, why do I attract more a$$holes than dorks?! :grinno:

*waiting for snide remark*

Dorks like it in the ass?? hahahaah

[shay654]

Dorks like it in the ass?? hahahaah

EW! Stop acting like a whale's penis!

[IntegraGSR23]

EW! Stop acting like a whale's penis!

hahahaha You ever seen a whale penis before?

[IntegraGSR23]

I'm wondering if Shay is implying that I'm an a-hole?!?! hahahhahaha

[shay654]

A whale's penis is called a DORK! DUH! :p

[IntegraGSR23]

A whale's penis is called a DORK! DUH! :p

Oh so you are saying YOU'RE a whale penis then??

[shay654]

Which mammal has the biggest penis?!









Answer: Rosie O'Donnell! :rofl:

[shay654]

After showing the link to that hilarious clip of 'Can I Have Your Number', my friend started telling me a few lines...hahaha

I thought this was pretty funny:


"Hi, my name is Shay.....but you can call me TONIGHT!" :rofl:

[shay654]

So, another slick move.....

My cousin's new guy's friend (such a tongue twister) actually busted a "smooth" move..haha This is what he said, "How do you spell your name? If not I'm gonna mispell it in my phone"...hahaha He's lucky he was my cousin's friend...I would've gave him a FAKE number! hahaha

I admit, it was cheesy, but pretty FUNNY at the same time! So, I gave him that much! At least now I have a concert buddy! hahahahaha He's into music just as I am! Then again he is a musical engineer and worked with a few people in the industry! So, that's cool! Always good to meet people who enjoys the same things you do! :nod:

But not sure if he has potential. I didn't have that initial spark with him! That's ALWAYS important to have when you first meet someone! :nod:

[Lude Speed]

I told this random chick in the club once, "shake that ass girl!" and she came and basically gave me a lap dance, then when we went to go on the dance floor, she grabbed a $4 jello shot and expected me to pay for it. Well, she had another thing come to her. :p

[shay654]

^^^^ ohhh geez! Don't you hate females that think they can extort liquor from you?! hahaha

I was out with my co-worker once and we went to a local spot my friend throws. To make a long story short, my friend was talking to a guy friend of mine and I guess she didn't know that he was actually a REAL friend of mine and not some random dude we just met!

Well, turns out my guy friend tells me that my co-worker was trying to get a FREE drink from him! pwhahahahahahaha And I started laughing! I told her how she can be at clubs and he was like oookay.

I told my co-worker after that incident the guy she was trying to get a free drink from was my FRIEND and she felt MODED! hahahaha Me and her started laughing and I was like wow....I would never have the balls or audacity to try and get free drinks from guys! Even if a guy offers, I feel bad! I guess I'm just too independent for my own good and don't give in to all that stuff! haha Also because I'm not like that! I'm no mooch! I would never ASK for a drink!

I admit, it's nice to be taken care of once in a while. But I just happen to get them for free once in a while! And it helps to have friends who dj and offer me their drink tickets :grinno:

[Lude Speed]

I'm a beer snob. I have to have the expensive beer and organic milk, lol. I can't afford to be buying bitches I don't know drinks.

[shay654]

^^^^^ :werd: I only buy rounds for my peeps! haha

Although it's nice for a random chick to buy me a drink once in a while! :)

[TSeXy Girl]

i'll buy you a drink shay :naughty: hahahaha

[Giovanni]

So, I almost had a HEART ATTACK today!!!! :eek:

I was driving home from work on my usual route and I noticed this one guy on a really nice bike! The only reason why I even noticed because it was a nice looking bike...I think it was a Yamaha R7 :donno: Not sure, I'm not good with bikes! hehe

Anyhoo, he was a few lanes ahead of me for a while. And then while I was changing lanes ( I hate slow drivers on the freeway especially in the fast lane), I ended up next to the biker dude's lane trying to overcome the slow vehicles on the road. Once I passed him, he sped up next to me and just kept looking (see how nice a TSX is?). I was trying not to laugh because I just thought it was funny, and avoided looking over at him! That's usually my M.O. when a guy is trying to get my attention while I'm driving...I don't look over! hahaha That reminds me of another story....I'll tell it later...

So, I guess since I wasn't paying attention to his advances, he revved on his bike to get my attention and that was a BIG mistake! That caught me so off gaurd that the sound of him revving scared the sh*t outta me!!!!! :mad: It was so loud, I almost swerved! My heart just kept pumping and I was a bit pissed at the biker dude for doing that!

I got annoyed real quick! After all that staring, I finally looked over! I gave him the most evil look and yet he still managed to flip open his helmet and stare back at me while we were going 80mph on the freeway! And even though I got irritated by him almost giving me a heart attack and almost losing control of my car, I felt bad because I was scared that this idiot would crash for not looking at the road! I gestured for him to look ahead and I finally lost him through the weaving of lanes!

Lesson for all you bikers: NEVER ever revv your engine to get attention from a female while driving!!!!!! Not only will it scare the female sh*tless, but you can cause an accident! So, for the safety of others and yourselves, please do your pimpin' on a safe side walk or mall or club, or where ever there is no heavy machinery involved! hahahahahahaha :laugh: THANK YOU! :)

Sorry, I had to post...adrenaline is still pumping through my veins!

LOL,,, I laughed at this.
I use this scaring technique for cars that cut me off or get right in front of me. Never tried it on a girl riding next to me.

[shay654]

LOL,,, I laughed at this.
I use this scaring technique for cars that cut me off or get right in front of me. Never tried it on a girl riding next to me.

hahahaha...I'm sure you do! Some cars rev on you cause they want you to race with them! :rolleyes:

But I don't think I cut him off. I was just switching lanes and was on that lane for a while until he approached me! I'm usually pretty careful when I see a bike on the road! Although some bikers are :thumbsdown: I recently got my car scuffed because some Harley dude with a fat chick riding behind him got too close while passing inbetween cars and I felt my car shake! I was like WTF?!

My friend got out of the car and I told her not to do anything! hahaha She was about ready to kick some a$$! I just told her to check on my front, side bumper....and it was just a black scuff from her shoe or something!

But I admit, I was pretty :mad: They didn't even acknowledge what they did and say sorry! I should've had my friend kick them on their bike! hahaha