Carbon
04-18-2007, 12:54 AM
A little boy and a little girl, both about eight years old, were playing
in the sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a little sand
between his legs to shift. The little girl notices, and squeals with
laughter, "How'd you do that," she asks.
Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted.."
"Can I try it," she asks?"
"Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."
She concentrates as she strains and grunts. Suddenly, there's a huge
explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out, and
the little boy is thrown 20 feet, ending up against a tree. He groggily
gets to his feet, runs back to where the little girl is. He finds her
laying on the ground, out cold , flat on her back, spread eagle.
Curiously, he lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims,
"Just what I thought ... DUAL EXHAUST."
in the sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a little sand
between his legs to shift. The little girl notices, and squeals with
laughter, "How'd you do that," she asks.
Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted.."
"Can I try it," she asks?"
"Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."
She concentrates as she strains and grunts. Suddenly, there's a huge
explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out, and
the little boy is thrown 20 feet, ending up against a tree. He groggily
gets to his feet, runs back to where the little girl is. He finds her
laying on the ground, out cold , flat on her back, spread eagle.
Curiously, he lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims,
"Just what I thought ... DUAL EXHAUST."