What kind of drunk are you?

[wong05tsx]

Upon reflecting on the weekend and the alcoholic debauchery, I look back, and kinda giggle to myself, and notice the diff. kinds of drunks. Here are the few I've observed, and please feel free to add if I missed any.

1. Happy Drunk: the one smiling the whole time, and having a good time, even after last call, and the lights are on, and finding out what the other person they danced with really looked like.

2. Sloppy Drunk: you don't know if this person is holding up the wall, or holding themselves up.

3. Sylvester Drunk: a.k.a. the spitter: these are the people who you do not want to talk to up close. Your shoulder will look like someone poured a cup of water on you; not cool.

4. Loud Drunk: self explanatory

5. Brawling Drunk: again semi-self explanatory; the person who leaves the spot lookin' like Jerry Cooney.

6. Depressive Drunk: the person sobbing 'cuz the bar is closed.

7. Undercover Drunk: this one, has had Chinese won-ton soup cup-sized drinks, and can walk a straight line if pulled over, but look like they were up for 2 days, due to the heavy eyelids.

8. Anesthetic Drunk: the one who is so gone, that it sounds like he is coming out of surgery as the anesthesia is wearing off.

As for me, I am #7. Depending on what I drink, I make it look like I've got it under control, when inside your urine could pass for 91 octane.

Show me what you got!

[gerardo]

<---- Social Drunk

[AcidLotus]

1, 2, 4, and 5, depending on what mood I'm in and what I'm drinking.

[shay654]

You forgot about MEAN drunks! I have a friend who... when heavily intoxicated would get overly emotional and cry and then turn into a major B*TCH! hahaha She was one MEAN drunk! We almost got into a verbal spat because she was acting like a lil biatch! hahahahahaa

Personally, I'm a FRIENDLY drunk! Only if I'm just BUZZED! I guess like a HAPPY drunk who enjoys herself and is aware of her surroundings! But when I get completely drunk and highly inebriated, I would be considered the SLEEPY drunk! haha I'd either be passed out somewhere and just want to sleep! hahaha

I admit, I was actually pretty inebriated two weeks ago! This only happened TWICE in my life where I actually didn't REMEMBER the night! I probably only remembered the FIRST hour! hahahaha And to think I only had ONE drink! I guess my tolerance has dipped a bit low these days, then again I've always been a cheap date! Cheap meaning it only takes one or two drinks to give me a good buzz, but for some reason I was uberly out of my mind DRUNK! I wonder what was in my tokyo tea that night! Hmmmmmm! Either way, I was taken care of by my wonderful friends and didn't cause quite a scene! Nothing worse than getting carried out of a club! hahahaha :laugh:

[Drunkenbuda]

I am number 1. Plus, i am a very cheap date :grinno:

[EuRTSX]

7

[alfie]

I am number 1. Plus, i am a very cheap date :grinno:

Drunkenbuda, I never knew you were a girl.

[code85]

I've never been drunk but I get buzzed... I would guess I'm a sleepy buzz/drunk... I get really tired when I get buzzed.

[IntegraGSR23]

I'd say #7.

The best times when drunk are when you black out. Because when the people you are with especially female confront you on your actions, you have an excuse.

A female friend of mine lives in the bay area and happen to come down to LA for the weekend of my birthday, coincidently. She also brought one her friends, which happen to be female.

So there I was out with 2 chicks, getting twisted. I pounding my Yack [Cognac] and Coke. Every time they would go to the restroom, or so they said they are going to the restroom, they also came back with drinks. Me, not thinking anything was loving it, getting drunk for free.

Next thing you know they announce that its time to close so they allow 10 minutes for those to drink whatever they have in hand. There was 4 drinks in all. I had just finished one of my yack and cokes and was working on the 2nd one. Each of them had a AMF, which in the end I helped them finish up.

So we leave shorly after, all the drinks are kicking in and in no condition to drive. So I was forced to do what no man wanted to do hand my keys over to a female to drive my beloved TSX which is a MT.

At this point I am fine, they are hungry so I direct them to Roscoe's. We are finally seated at this point everything is hitting me I am sweating like a fatass, I refuse to eat and drinking water then I puke all over. Luckily they are almost done.

We leave and I knocked out in the backseat of my car. I woke up a few hours later cause I had to piss badly so they pull over to allow me to piss and I knock out again. They finally make it home cause I am being dragged out of the backseat to go inside the house.

After thinking back I believe my friend set me up, because she doesn't drive stick and of all times in the past she usually comes down solo. This time knowing it was my birthday she had a friends that drives stick. I even confronted her she played it off, I told her I will get my revenge when her birthday comes around.

Lesson learned here dont drink on an empty stomach.

[Drunkenbuda]

I'd say #7.

The best times when drunk are when you black out. Because when the people you are with especially female confront you on your actions, you have an excuse.

A female friend of mine lives in the bay area and happen to come down to LA for the weekend of my birthday, coincidently. She also brought one her friends, which happen to be female.

So there I was out with 2 chicks, getting twisted. I pounding my Yack [Cognac] and Coke. Every time they would go to the restroom, or so they said they are going to the restroom, they also came back with drinks. Me, not thinking anything was loving it, getting drunk for free.

Next think you know they announce that its time to close so they allow 10 minutes for those to drink whatever they have in hand. There was 4 drinks in all. I had just finished one of my yack and cokes and was working on the 2nd one. Each of them had a AMF, which in the end I helped them finish up.

So we leave shorly after all the drinks are kicking in and in no condition to drive. So I was forced to do what no man wanted to do hand my keys over to a female to drive my beloved TSX which is a MT.

At this point I am fine, they are hungry so I direct them to Roscoe's. We are finally seated at this point everything is hitting me I am sweating like a fatass, I refuse to eat and drinking water then I puke all over. Luckily they are almost done.

We leave and I knocked out in the backseat of my car. I woke up a few hours later cause I had to piss badly so they pull over to allow me to piss and I knock out again. They finally make it home cause I am being dragged out of the backseat to go inside the house.

After thinking back I believe my friend set me up, because she doesn't drive stick and of all times in the past she usually comes down solo. This time knowing it was my birthday she had a friends that drives stick. I even confronted her she played it off, I told her I will get my revenge when her birthday comes around.

Lesson learned here dont drink on an empty stomach.

LoL, you got F@!#KED up! :D good times huh?

[IntegraGSR23]

LoL, you got F@!#KED up! :D good times huh?


DAMN Right!!

[shay654]

I'd say #7.

The best times when drunk are when you black out. Because when the people you are with especially female confront you on your actions, you have an excuse.



Naw, blacking out is SCARY! Be sure you are around friends if that happens so they can at least take care of you!

And no, there is NO excuse for being drunk! I've been PISS DRUNK before and not once has my judgement failed me especially when I guy TRIES to get fresh with me! I'm just as able to make good calls sober as I am drunk! And any broad that uses being drunk as an excuse is a cop out and is probably hiding the fact that she's a undacova ho! hahahahahahahaa :laugh: Believe me, even if you are drunk as a skunk.... if you are coherent, you can still make good decisions! That's why I think it's major BS when people blame alcohol because I know better! That ish is just a sad excuse people make! *shakes head*

[IntegraGSR23]

Naw, blacking out is SCARY! Be sure you are around friends if that happens so they can at least take care of you!

And no, there is NO excuse for being drunk! I've been PISS DRUNK before and not once has my judgement failed me especially when I guy TRIES to get fresh with me! I'm just as able to make good calls sober as I am drunk! And any broad that uses being drunk as an excuse is a cop out and is probably hiding the fact that she's a undacova ho! hahahahahahahaa :laugh: Believe me, even if you are drunk as a skunk.... if you are coherent, you can still make good decisions! That's why I think it's major BS when people blame alcohol because I know better! That ish is just a sad excuse people make! *shakes head*


We gotta have an exit strategy dont we?

I know what you mean, I have driven drunk before among other things [I know I shouldn't have] I think when I am drunk to a certain level my judgment is better because I am more alert.

[Drunkenbuda]

any broad that uses being drunk as an excuse is a cop out and is probably hiding the fact that she's a undacova ho! hahahahahahahaa :laugh: Believe me, even if you are drunk as a skunk.... if you are coherent, you can still make good decisions! That's why I think it's major BS when people blame alcohol because I know better! That ish is just a sad excuse people make! *shakes head*
:tribe:

[crix868]

HAHAHA I LIKE THIS POST

7. Undercover Drunk: this one, has had Chinese won-ton soup cup-sized drinks, and can walk a straight line if pulled over, but look like they were up for 2 days, due to the heavy eyelids.

I'M DEF NUMBER 7!

[shay654]

Drunkenbuda, I never knew you were a girl.

you don't have to be a girl to be a cheap date! I know a few guy friends who are as CHEAP as me when drinking! Sometimes I have my moments and can handle shots and drinks and still not get overly drunk, but I do have guy friends who can only drink TWO drinks and they're plastered! hahaha Talk about major cheap dates! hahahaa :p

[Drunkenbuda]

you don't have to be a girl to be a cheap date! I know a few guy friends who are as CHEAP as me when drinking! Sometimes I have my moments and can handle shots and drinks and still not get overly drunk, but I do have guy friends who can only drink TWO drinks and they're plastered! hahaha Talk about major cheap dates! hahahaa :p

Yeah, all of my friends can drink...i mean they can DRINK. I don't drink to get drunk, i drink so i can get buzzzz. I'm not that much of a drinker, but i can hang.

[shay654]

^^^^ me too! I don't drink to get drunk. I'm all about getting a good buzz! That's why I usually just drink one or two drinks and I'm good! hehe

[IntegraGSR23]

^^^^ me too! I don't drink to get drunk. I'm all about getting a good buzz! That's why I usually just drink one or two drinks and I'm good! hehe

I drink to get a buzz too! Then I drink a lil more to maintain my buzz. Sometimes the buzz dont come until late and then everything hits you hard!

Ain't nothing like being in a club/bar and being the human pin ball bouncing off people. Fun stuff :D