Bill Maher spends all night arguing with Republican hooker

[jcg878]

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4028&n=2

[larchmont]

Thanks, JCG! I'm a big Bill Maher fan from way back (and fellow Cornell grad, although not at the same time), even though I know he's sometimes a jerk.

Hope you don't mind my pasting some of it:

.....Dobson and Maher....reportedly argued on subjects ranging from the Bush Administration's financial accounting for the Iraq war to its refusal to release records to the public in accordance with the Freedom Of Information Act. The two also engaged in three consensual sex acts, for which the comedian paid $750.....

"I was getting all my condoms and lubricants and stuff out," Dobson said. "I told him straight sex was $250 and asked him to pick what I should wear. He chose the pink negligee."

While the prostitute phoned Maher's credit-card number into her agency, the quick-witted pundit returned his attention to the television screen, where a news segment showed Bush addressing military personnel at CENTCOM headquarters in Tampa, FL.

...... Dobson said. "I was like, 'I'm surprised you don't like Bush, because most successful guys do.' He was like, 'Okay, new rule: No more choosing political parties the way we choose the homecoming court.'"
Added Dobson: "Then he asked me to put my face up next to his dick while he jerked off."

According to Dobson, during the approximately 40 minutes of copulation, the comedian restricted his comments to requests for changes of position or velocity. After ejaculation, however, he introduced the topic of John Kerry's election platform.

"Two weeks ago, Kerry said that preventing nuclear terrorism would be his highest priority as president," Maher said, a rivulet of semen trickling down his right leg. "Given that statement, you'd expect Kerry to have a broad, ambitious agenda on nuclear non-proliferation, wouldn't you? Well, I'm sorry, Carolyn, but you'd be 100 percent wrong."

......When Dobson informed Maher that it would be $500 more if she stayed the evening, Maher agreed to the fee, and reportedly continued to introduce various topical discussions, at one point lifting Dobson's head from between his legs to ask a pointed question.

"He was like, 'How can a whore support an administration that legislates against her own livelihood?" Dobson said. "And I was like, 'Don't call me a whore.'"

"I said I heard that Bush created a lot of jobs lately," Dobson said. "He rolled off of me and got up on his knees and was like, 'Created jobs? Honey, tell me, if you don't mind, what exactly Bush has done to create jobs. Do you mean jobs in Mexico and India?' I was like, 'I just know there are more jobs.' He was like, 'Yeah, I know a lot of Halliburton execs who agree with you.'"
"His stomach has this weird scar on it," Dobson added.


Maher escorts Dobson through the W Hotel lobby

http://www.theonion.com/images/392/article2871.jpg

[TSX 'R' US]

:laugh: the Onion!! :laugh:

[HondaMan]

Damn, she looks good! ;) LOL

[Joker]

Damn, she looks good! ;) LOL
Down boy :laugh:

[larchmont]

Down boy :laugh:
I'm sure he's trying to, but it's hard.

[HondaMan]

I'm sure he's trying to, but it's hard.

LOL, literally! :lol:

[Joker]

I'm sure he's trying to, but it's hard.
Too much information Larch ;) :laugh:

[TSX 'R' US]

Too much information Larch ;) :laugh:
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[WanTing]

Too much information Larch ;) :laugh:


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[ChinchillaX]

lol, you guys are funny!:rofl: