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MemphisRheins
05-31-2005, 08:06 PM
this was on TV today...

http://www.nostalgia.com/large/14130.JPG

so It made me wonder... who would win in a war the U.S. or Canada... would be a very interesting fight... and figured since there's a lot of both Canadians and Americans on this forum, lets make a poll...

chyllintsx
05-31-2005, 08:19 PM
hahah everyone vote memphis needs a life

jcg878
05-31-2005, 08:47 PM
Since the US is a nuclear power and Canada is not, I'd lean towards the US.

APOGEE
05-31-2005, 10:43 PM
We could beat Canada with one arm tied behind our back.

larchmont
06-01-2005, 02:50 AM
If it was snowing, Canada would win.

dnb
06-01-2005, 03:02 PM
France would declare itself an ally of Canada. This declaration would practically guarantee a US victory. See A Brief History of France at War (http://www.tysknews.com/LiteStuff/france_at_war.htm) for details.

larchmont
06-01-2005, 03:16 PM
France would declare itself an ally of Canada. This declaration would practically guarantee a US victory. See A Brief History of France at War (http://www.tysknews.com/LiteStuff/france_at_war.htm) for details.
That's hilarious!
Although probably not if you were in those wars.

It's a listing of the various wars, indicating if France "lost," "won," or "tied."
Mostly "lost."
But "tied" is the funniest.

FINAL TALLY: Won = 3; Lost = 10; Tied = 5.

joerockt
06-01-2005, 03:25 PM
this was on TV today...

http://www.nostalgia.com/large/14130.JPG

so It made me wonder... who would win in a war the U.S. or Canada... would be a very interesting fight... and figured since there's a lot of both Canadians and Americans on this forum, lets make a poll...

We spend more on a squadron of B-2's then the Canadian military spends all year....

Wouldnt be intresting at all...What is intresting is that you can join the military at age 16 in Canada.

robert_tg
06-01-2005, 05:53 PM
The fighting wouldn't last very long until this happens.....

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MemphisRheins
06-01-2005, 07:46 PM
Just find it funny no canadians have replied to this thread :D

johnej
06-04-2005, 01:40 PM
i voted the most logical one... memphis needs a life...

TSX 'R' US
06-04-2005, 01:48 PM
i voted the most logical one... memphis needs a life...
:sprint:


:D

justinjsw
06-06-2005, 11:06 AM
:sprint:


:D


Ditto x2 :slap:

Revenent
06-06-2005, 04:47 PM
Dude, even if the US did attack, how many of them could even contemplate surviving the crazy Arctic conditions we have?

It'd be like, ummm, yeah, I'm from Texas, and now, I'd like to live in Edmonton - oh look, why did my coffee freeze right after I poured it out?

Sheesh.

I voted with johnej - you need a life. :laugh:

APOGEE
06-06-2005, 10:08 PM
Didn't you guys see that South Park movie...those split heads are the cause of all our problems!

APOGEE
06-06-2005, 10:08 PM
Only Kidding of course....Canadians are wonderful people.

APOGEE
06-06-2005, 10:09 PM
Except maybe... for the Quebecois!

APOGEE
06-06-2005, 10:10 PM
NO NO The Quebecois are fine too. I had a wonderful time in Old Quebec City on my first Anniversary and the best meal of my life at the Chateau Frontenac. Yum!

Revenent
06-07-2005, 12:15 AM
You sure do change your mind often there, APOGEE... :laugh:

johnej
06-07-2005, 12:26 AM
He is married ergo his wife changes his mind for him :)

Revenent
06-07-2005, 12:29 AM
He is married ergo his wife changes his mind for him :)
Is that anything like changing dirty diapers? :laugh: :D

johnej
06-07-2005, 09:44 AM
yep, and mind, and his habits, and everything else....

Just wait Joker will change to (along with wanting)

Revenent
06-07-2005, 05:57 PM
Now lets see here...

Joker posts NWS stuff...
Wanting posts NWS stuff...

Hmmmm - I can't see anything different... Can you see anything different? :laugh:

HondaMan
06-07-2005, 06:02 PM
LMAO! :lol: Funny thread...of course I voted for the USA!

I know there are a ton of Canucks here...I guess they are too busy post whoring over in the Canadian forum. LOL :troutslap

HondaMan
06-07-2005, 06:05 PM
A Brief History of France at War (http://www.tysknews.com/LiteStuff/france_at_war.htm)

This is freaking hilarious by it's self! :laugh:

Edit: I think this list left out Vietnam, which was a French colony but we ended up losing there as well...probably the only time we failed to clean up after the French or save their sorry butts. :banghead:

Revenent
06-07-2005, 06:07 PM
LMAO! :lol: Funny thread...of course I voted for the USA!

I know there are a ton of Canucks here...I guess they are too busy post whoring over in the Canadian forum. LOL :troutslap
Hey, we post whore everywhere, not just in the Canada section! :laugh:

HondaMan
06-07-2005, 06:10 PM
Hey, we post whore everywhere, not just in the Canada section! :laugh:

LOL True! :bowdown1:

APOGEE
06-07-2005, 09:05 PM
You sure do change your mind often there, APOGEE... :laugh:
I don't change my mind often, wait....Honey! Do I change my mind often?


Nope I sure don't! :tard:

Revenent
06-08-2005, 12:10 AM
I don't change my mind often, wait....Honey! Do I change my mind often?


Nope I sure don't! :tard:
:laugh:

I soooooo ain't gonna make any comments. :D