Cheap beater $2000 or less

Looking to buy a cheap car, don't really care what it is, as long as it can pass MD inspection. Would like something in the MD area with in 2 states in all directions. Considering all vehicles in this price range, so please don't hesitate to offer something mroe expensive or a lot less cheap that might not pass inspection but is a cheap fix )

I'm looking for your garbage.. My TSX is getting beat up driving it 23k miles in 6 months need to get a DD and put this one under the cover for a bit.