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Not to get carried away about something as stupid as a car, but.....
Every time I get into the car, I truly appreciate having a car that makes me happy, and that it's the car that I really most want to have. I appreciate it even more because for a stretch of time, a couple of years, there just wasn't any car out there that filled the bill, and I had to compromise. ('03 TL-S -- some "compromise"!) And then comes the TSX, which is everything it was supposed to be.

Really, it's almost like being married to the person you want to be married to (which I also am).

Or getting pizza with just the right topping. Trouble with that is, it can get on your breath. :D
Good thing I like it plain.
 

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larchmont said:
Not to get carried away about something as stupid as a car, but.....
Every time I get into the car, I truly appreciate having a car that makes me happy, and that it's the car that I really most want to have. I appreciate it even more because for a stretch of time, a couple of years, there just wasn't any car out there that filled the bill, and I had to compromise. ('03 TL-S -- some "compromise"!) And then comes the TSX, which is everything it was supposed to be.

Really, it's almost like being married to the person you want to be married to (which I also am).

Or getting pizza with just the right topping. Trouble with that is, it can get on your breath. :D
Good thing I like it plain.
breath...like garlic ;) j/k Pocketkiller
 

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I love my TSX everytime I get to take her out for a drive... I love her even better at night when I get to turn her on...er..turn her lights on... :D
 

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I love my TSX everytime I get to take her out for a drive... I love her even better at night when I get to turn her on...er..turn her lights on... :D
Sounds like you and your TSX need to get a room/garage together ;) :p
 

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Sounds like you and your TSX need to get a room/garage together ;) :p
Oh I throttle her/arouse her needles, caress her smooth ebony skin, give her my utmost attention, grip her firmly, apply enough thrust to get her into gear and go the whole distance... good thing my drive is a fairly long...otherwise she'd be short-changed :D :spin:
 

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johnej said:
going around those curves :)
mmmm...she's got good curves too :nod:
 

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Oh I throttle her/arouse her needles, caress her smooth ebony skin, give her my utmost attention, grip her firmly, apply enough thrust to get her into gear and go the whole distance... good thing my drive is a fairly long...otherwise she'd be short-changed :D :spin:
Cyber much??
 

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GRAYTSX said:
Cyber much??
Never tried it....not sure if I'd want to either...
 

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GRAYTSX said:
Suuuure...I believe you ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Nawh...I think I just need to find a nice girl... :rotz:
 

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TSX 'R' US said:
Oh I throttle her/arouse her needles, caress her smooth ebony skin, give her my utmost attention, grip her firmly, apply enough thrust to get her into gear and go the whole distance... good thing my drive is a fairly long...otherwise she'd be short-changed :D :spin:
Well now honesty is a great attribute to have in anyones language ;)
 

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TSX 'R' US said:
Oh I throttle her/arouse her needles, caress her smooth ebony skin, give her my utmost attention, grip her firmly, apply enough thrust to get her into gear and go the whole distance... good thing my drive is a fairly long...otherwise she'd be short-changed :D :spin:
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Since my Accord is gone I haven't drove my TSX, since my left foot hurts a little....I really want another 1990-93 Accord though!:(
 

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2004_Acura_TSX said:
Since my Accord is gone I haven't drove my TSX, since my left foot hurts a little....I really want another 1990-93 Accord though!:(
I take it you're driving the CRV? How's the recovery going? Need to get well soon so we can have our mini TSX meet :nod:
 

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I take it you're driving the CRV? How's the recovery going? Need to get well soon so we can have our mini TSX meet :nod:
I drive that or my gf's car while the TSX has been sitting for almost 3 weeks.
 

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I'd been accused of loving my Porsche more than my wife. I'd deny this, of course, but then mutter something under my breath like "....but it does exactly what I tell it to and it's never let me down!"

This one's for The Larch. CLICK HERE, Mr. Car-Lover!
 

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bob shiftright said:
No, I don't think so. :D


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